CHOOSE YOUR PADDLE

One-time purchase. Lifetime access. No subscriptions, no nonsense.

Tier I

GENERAL ADMISSION

Free
  • ✓ Full 7-item auction with boids bidder swarm
  • ✓ AI trade-off gauntlet
  • ✓ Ranked shortlist + filter strings + landlord questions
  • ✓ 1 printable buyer's card PDF / day
  • ✓ Standard auctioneer voice
  • ✗ Unlimited PDFs
  • ✗ Re-auction mode
  • ✗ Saved comparison history
Best Value
Tier II

GOLD PADDLE

$2.99 lifetime
One-time. Yours forever.
  • ✓ Unlimited printable buyer's cards
  • ✓ Re-auction mode — paste a listing, get a 1-10 grade + negotiation tips
  • ✓ Save & compare up to 5 searches side-by-side
  • ✓ 6 premium auctioneer voices (frantic, silky, bored, southern, british, standard)
  • ✓ Everything in General Admission

OVERHEARD AT THE BLOCK

“I spent six months looking. The auctioneer made me admit my real priorities in four minutes.”

— J., signed a lease

“Re-auction told me to negotiate parking off my rent. Saved $90/mo.”

— M., Brooklyn

“The walk-away script worked. The agent actually came back with a new offer.”

— S., Chicago

FAQ

Is the $2.99 a subscription?
No. One-time. You own it. We don't want your card on file forever.
Refunds?
If the auctioneer disappoints, email us. We'll refund. No theatrics.
What does the AI actually do?
Reads your 7 must-haves, finds the real conflicts, then writes you usable filter strings and tour questions specific to your priorities.
Do I need to sign in?
For the auction itself, no. For saving cards, downloading PDFs (rate-limited), and Gold Paddle features, yes.