GOING ONCE. GOING TWICE.

List your SEVEN apartment must-haves. The Colonel will hammer them into a real shortlist — or into the dust.

The Podium · Intake
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HOW THE BLOCK WORKS

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Name Your Seven

Type EXACTLY seven non-negotiables. Not six. Not eight. The constraint forces honesty.

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Survive the Gauntlet

The Colonel identifies 3 trade-offs in your list and forces you to drop one item per question.

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Walk With a Card

You leave with a printable buyer's card: ranked priorities, filter strings, tour questions, walk-away script.